Back when this blog actually existed as a blog - like, with updates and stuff - there was one thing that always shitted me. And that was visiting the Colony site. Being in Australia, I suppose I always felt some vague loyalty to Colony and though I didn't particularly rate them, I bit my tongue and hid behind my 75% positive content policy.
But I was there again today, and enough is enough:
1) Their logo is so fucking rubbish that I almost can't bear it. There is just so many bad things about it. There is the obvious things, like that it rips off the Gucci logo, does a shit job of it, and looks like it's been created by an 11 year old learning to use Illustrator. But there is also a subtle indescribable shitness to it, something that just makes you feel bad:
Out of the darkness a mysterious, bad looking logo appeared
2) Every post on the site says "Yo yo!!" at the end of it. That also makes you feel bad.
3) The comments section of each page, makes me angry:
No Comments: OK, fair enough.
No comments yet: Of course there is not comments yet, cause there's no fucking comments.
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Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time: No fucking shit.
If I could just make one comment, I would suggest that someone spends the 60 seconds that it would probable take to remove all this bullshit.
Sorry kids, that was just so negative, but felt so right. Some stuff just can't stay bottled up.